Anonymous January 1, 2023
Random wisdom overheard on the streets.
Selected Sayings of Anonymous
“Those who fears losing have already lost.”
“Boredom: the desire for desires.”
“What consumes your mind controls your life.”
“I’ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.”
“You will never regret being kind.”
“Happiness looks gorgeous on you.”
“True people do what they will, not what they must.”
“Do it with passion or not at all.”
“Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.”
“Silence is also an answer.”
“Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn’t…”
“There are three types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.”
“Those who will not read have no advantage over those who cannot read.”
“Adults are just kids who owe money.”
“Don’t tell people your plans. Show them your results.”
“Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.”
“Do small things with great love.”
“I don’t need it to be easy, I need it to be worth it.”
“Oh, the things you can find, if you don’t stay behind.”
“Have enough courage to start and enough heart to finish.”
“Whatever makes you weird is probably your greatest asset.”
“All I ask is a chance to prove money can’t make me happy.”
“The soul is like a violin string: it makes music only when it is stretched.”
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
“The less I needed, the better I felt.”
“I’m currently under construction. Thank you for your patience.”
“Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.”
“Why is the slowest traffic of the day called the Rush Hour?”
“Someone else is happy with less than you have.”
“Some truths did not bear saying, and some lies were necessary.”
“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.”
“The man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.”
“Never regret anything that made you smile.”
“Take the risk or lose the chance.”
“I’m wearing the smile you gave me.”
“Whatever you do, do it well.”
“In life you need either inspiration or desperation.”
“A lion doesn’t concern itself with the opinion of sheep.”
“Embrace the glorious mess that you are.”
“You have to be odd to be number one.”
“Where does the monkey go when it looses its tail? To the retailer.”
“Kindness is contagious.”
“Most limitations are self-imposed.”
“No pressure, no diamonds.”
“Lost time is never found again.”
“Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.”
“Expect nothing and appreciate everything.”
“When it rains look for rainbows. When it’s dark look for stars.”
“Don’t wait. The time will never be just right.”
“Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.”
“Think like a proton, always positive.”
“Different roads sometimes lead to the same castle.”
“Every moment is a fresh beginning.”
“You are not a drop in the ocean. You are the entire ocean in a drop.”
“Where are average things manufactured? In the satisfactory.”
“You are who you really are when nobody’s watching.”
“The meaning of life is to give life meaning.”
“Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.”
“Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.”
“The best way to have a good idea it so have lots of ideas.”
“The only way to have a friend is to be one.”
“Some people are so poor, all they have is money.”
“There is no substitute for hard work.”
“You are somebody’s reason to smile.”
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”
“Focus on the journey, not the destination.”
“Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.”
“Inhale the future. Exhale the past.”
“Success is a journey, not a destination.”
“What’s orange and sounds like a carrot? Parrot.”
“What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey.”
“Own less. Do more.”
“Broken crayons still color.”
“What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.”
“Do crabs think we walk sideways?”
“Start each day with a grateful heart.”
“What did the seven say to the eight? Nice belt.”
“What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.”
“What do you call a magic dog? Labracadabrador.”
“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.”
“Don’t dream your life, live your dream.”
“All computers wait at the same speed.”
“Learn to say no without explaining yourself.”
“Change the world by being yourself.”
“Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.”
“If you’re not confused, you’re not paying attention.”
“Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.”
“If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.”
“I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.”
“Happiness is the absence of the pursuit of happiness.”
“When it’s dark enough you can see the stars.”
“Fewer things. More peace.”
“A smooth sea never made a skillful sailor.”
“The time is always right to do what is right.”
“I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”
“All generalizations are false, including this one.”
“If you are lonely when you’re alone, you are in bad company.”
“A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.”
“A feature is a bug with seniority.”
“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”
“If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.”
“I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.”
“Die with memories, not dreams.”
“Be a voice. Not an echo.”
“When words fail, music speaks.”
“Impossible is for the unwilling.”
“Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are.”
“Never let your emotions overpower your intelligence.”
“May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.”
“Real kindness seeks no return.”
“Winter is coming.”
“What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer? The space bar.”
“Turn your wounds into wisdom.”
“A smile is the beginning of peace.”
“Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.”
“My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.”
“What we think, we become.”
“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”
“As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.”