Anonymous January 1, 2023
Random wisdom overheard on the streets.
Selected Sayings of Anonymous
“What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.”
“Some people are so poor, all they have is money.”
“Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn’t…”
“Whatever makes you weird is probably your greatest asset.”
“Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.”
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”
“Don’t tell people your plans. Show them your results.”
“Why is the slowest traffic of the day called the Rush Hour?”
“If you’re not confused, you’re not paying attention.”
“Own less. Do more.”
“When it rains look for rainbows. When it’s dark look for stars.”
“Those who will not read have no advantage over those who cannot read.”
“All computers wait at the same speed.”
“Lost time is never found again.”
“Winter is coming.”
“Take the risk or lose the chance.”
“The soul is like a violin string: it makes music only when it is stretched.”
“Impossible is for the unwilling.”
“What consumes your mind controls your life.”
“Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.”
“The less I needed, the better I felt.”
“I don’t need it to be easy, I need it to be worth it.”
“As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.”
“Be a voice. Not an echo.”
“My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.”
“Some truths did not bear saying, and some lies were necessary.”
“I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.”
“The meaning of life is to give life meaning.”
“Don’t wait. The time will never be just right.”
“Different roads sometimes lead to the same castle.”
“Don’t dream your life, live your dream.”
“If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.”
“The man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.”
“All generalizations are false, including this one.”
“Boredom: the desire for desires.”
“I’m wearing the smile you gave me.”
“What do you call a magic dog? Labracadabrador.”
“Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.”
“No pressure, no diamonds.”
“Expect nothing and appreciate everything.”
“What we think, we become.”
“What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer? The space bar.”
“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.”
“Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.”
“What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey.”
“When words fail, music speaks.”
“Start each day with a grateful heart.”
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
“The only way to have a friend is to be one.”
“You are not a drop in the ocean. You are the entire ocean in a drop.”
“Broken crayons still color.”
“Every moment is a fresh beginning.”
“Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are.”
“Inhale the future. Exhale the past.”
“Happiness is the absence of the pursuit of happiness.”
“You will never regret being kind.”
“I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.”
“Have enough courage to start and enough heart to finish.”
“Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.”
“Where does the monkey go when it looses its tail? To the retailer.”
“What did the seven say to the eight? Nice belt.”
“A lion doesn’t concern itself with the opinion of sheep.”
“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”
“Happiness looks gorgeous on you.”
“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”
“Fewer things. More peace.”
“Most limitations are self-imposed.”
“Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.”
“I’ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.”
“What’s orange and sounds like a carrot? Parrot.”
“Whatever you do, do it well.”
“If you are lonely when you’re alone, you are in bad company.”
“Someone else is happy with less than you have.”
“Think like a proton, always positive.”
“In life you need either inspiration or desperation.”
“Success is a journey, not a destination.”
“I’m currently under construction. Thank you for your patience.”
“Never regret anything that made you smile.”
“Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.”
“Do small things with great love.”
“A smile is the beginning of peace.”
“Die with memories, not dreams.”
“Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.”
“All I ask is a chance to prove money can’t make me happy.”
“Silence is also an answer.”
“You are who you really are when nobody’s watching.”
“The time is always right to do what is right.”
“The best way to have a good idea it so have lots of ideas.”
“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.”
“You are somebody’s reason to smile.”
“Real kindness seeks no return.”
“A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.”
“What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.”
“Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.”
“Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.”
“Where are average things manufactured? In the satisfactory.”
“Those who fears losing have already lost.”
“Oh, the things you can find, if you don’t stay behind.”
“You have to be odd to be number one.”
“If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.”
“Adults are just kids who owe money.”
“Do crabs think we walk sideways?”
“May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.”
“When it’s dark enough you can see the stars.”
“There is no substitute for hard work.”
“Embrace the glorious mess that you are.”
“Turn your wounds into wisdom.”
“Never let your emotions overpower your intelligence.”
“There are three types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.”
“Change the world by being yourself.”
“Learn to say no without explaining yourself.”
“A smooth sea never made a skillful sailor.”
“True people do what they will, not what they must.”
“Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.”
“A feature is a bug with seniority.”
“I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”
“Do it with passion or not at all.”
“Focus on the journey, not the destination.”
“Kindness is contagious.”