Quotations by Author Unknown

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Infinity is a floorless room without walls or ceiling.

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In the binary system we count on our fists instead of on our fingers.

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Sometimes it is useful to know how large your zero is.

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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

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Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.

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You may be an engineer if your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the decimal point in the right place.

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In order to change we must be sick and tired of being sick and tired.

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The human mind has never invented a labor-saving machine equal to algebra.

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Trigonometry is a sine of the times.

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There was a young man from Trinity, Who solved the square root of infinity. While counting the digits, He was seized by the fidgets, Dropped science, and took up divinity.

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It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.

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How many times can you subtract 7 from 83, and what is left afterwards? You can subtract it as many times as you want, and it leaves 76 every time.